Back from the Toilet of America

I got back from Northern Neck, Virgina today and was surprisingly tired. We(I went with Eli and Ashleigh) got there at around noon on monday morning and started things off right with a little bit of row boating which was fine except that, pardon my french, it was hot as balls, and my balls were twice as hot as that. Ashleigh's family owns a little 2 bedroom house in Pretty Point which is a community of houses right on the water. The house itself can best be described as "under construction" as there are no door knobs or maybe the house was just designed with "pervert holes" as I affectionately call them.

The rest of the weekend was devoted to: watching a few movies such as Spiderman 2, Lost in Translation, and Four Rooms; eating pasta salad; and playing golf. So in short, it was the greatest 2 and a half day trip I have been on in a while.

Back to why Northern Neck is a toilet. It's not that it is dirty, but everyone in and around it is. However, the lack of "The Man" is what I love about it, and you don't deal with things such as "traffic" or "people with teeth".

My favorite thing that happend while we were there was while buying groceries at the Northern Neck Food Lion. An elementary school class was on a field trip there. I can only assume that they got to see the awe inspiring workings of their local food shoppe like never before, except for when they are there with their own parents once a week, every week, for their entire lives.